** Last Updated: November 2025 **
Welcome to the LAdults News, Media and Entertainment website. We use cookies—small digital files—to make sure our site works properly, loads quickly, and is tailored to suit the needs our readers. This policy explains what cookies are, how we use them, and why you should occasionally clear your digital history.
What Are Cookies?
Cookies are tiny text files stored on your browser or device when you visit a website. They remember your preferences, keep you logged in, and give us anonymous data on how you use our content. They’re like tiny, digital Post-it notes that help the internet function.
How Adults News, Media and Entertainment Uses Cookies
We use cookies for a few straightforward reasons:
- Keeping the Lights On (Functionality): They ensure the core features of the site, like navigating between pages and using our search bar, actually work.
- Improving the Content (Performance & Analytics): They tell us which articles (like our “Manflu Metrics”) are most popular, which devices you’re using, and where people drop off. This helps us stop writing about things you clearly don’t care about.
- Funding the Operation (Advertising): They help us display relevant advertisements so we can keep the lights on and keep providing free content without charging you an annual subscription fee.
The Types of Cookies We Use
We break our cookies down into three main, non-complex categories:
1. Strictly Necessary Cookies (The Essential Tools)
These cookies are mandatory for the website to perform basic functions. They enable you to load the page, navigate securely, and accept our policies. If you disable these, the site won’t work. We need them, and you need them.
2. Performance and Analytical Cookies (The Report Card)
These cookies collect anonymous information about how visitors use the LADULTS site—for example, counting visitors and identifying the sources of traffic. This data does not identify you personally but gives us the metrics we need to improve performance and user experience.
3. Third-Party and Marketing Cookies (The Advertisers)
These cookies are set by external services, such as Google, Meta, or other advertising partners. They are used to build a profile of your interests and show you relevant ads on other sites. They also enable social media sharing buttons (so you can send our satire to your friends). We get paid when these work, which helps us write better articles.
Managing Your Cookie Preferences
You are in control of your digital destiny. You can manage, refuse, or delete cookies at any time.
- Browser Settings: The easiest way to manage cookies is through your web browser settings. Look for the “Privacy,” “Security,” or “Settings” menu in Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge. You can typically set your browser to reject all cookies or notify you when one is being placed.
- Opt-Out Links: For general third-party marketing cookies, you can visit resources like www.aboutads.info/choices/ (US) or www.youronlinechoices.eu/ (EU) to opt out of interest-based advertising from many major networks.
**Be advised:** Disabling strictly necessary cookies may break the website’s functionality.
Questions?
If you have any questions about this policy, please don’t hesitate to contact us.